Microsoft (MSFT) and Apple (AAPL) to Merge

Fellow Stockmasters, breaking news from an inside source at Microsoft, Apple and Microsoft are announcing the merge of the company today.

The new company, which will be called AppleSoft, will form one company that will no doubt be the granddaddy of all software companies.

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Money.

The trailer looks very enticing, perhaps this film gets the medieval time frame right:

Too damn cool, Dave Grohl and company are amazing.

They all return for this one, that being Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Ludacris, and Tyrese Gibson.

super the movieThe trailer is out for "Super" starring Rainn Wilson, Kevin Bacon and Ellen Page.  Fresh from the "create our own superhero" genre we have yet another movie.  This time its "Super" and the film will be released April 1st.  

From the looks of the trailer this movie appears to hold its own next to "Kick Ass".  We also found a few film clips on YouTube.com that are also funny and impressive.

ibeer via slipperybrick.comThere's only two types of mobile phone to own these days -- iPhone or Android.  Sorry Microsoft and RIM, you guys suck.

Other than forking up the $358 for one share of  Apple Inc. (NASDAQ:AAPL), can't you buy something else that can benefit from the iPhone's popularity?  You bet there is, buy the companies that power or sell the iPhone.

Look at Cirrus Logic, Inc. (NASDAQ:CRUS) for $24 a shar, Skyworks Solutions, Inc. (NASDAQ:SWKS) trading around $34 or slow moving Verizon (NYSE:VZ) at $36.

Charlie Sheen explained Peanuts Style

Jimmy Kimmel did this last night on his show, its outstanding. 

Hell to the Yes..

Hall Pass Movie: New Red Band Trailer

This new Red Band Trailer (thus foul language) for "Hall Pass" just upped the ante, it now officially looks good: