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For all my lecherous male former teenagers out there, remember when you were 16 and a night of passionate making out ended with - nothing? If you remember what happened the next day, you understand the current plight of the NOOF equity holder. You worked so hard to get into the back seat with the two major satellite operators, and they are probably making sure you only get what they think you deserve. Who are they to decide!?! You're the captain of the adult film football team! You love the increasingly attractive free cash flow, but do you need a distributor of adult movies to awkwardly fumble around with that capital in an array of treasury products? When it gets down to it, you better make it happen while the gettin' is good. DISH can reach that door handle so easily that you try to block the way with your letterman's jacket. The pressure can be unbearable... Hey, it could be worse, the CFO used to be a treasury analyst for Clayton Homes, the manufactured home company that had the chops to become a Berkshire Hathaway acquisition. So what is a company to do when growth is difficult to enact without potentially disastrous acquisitions and investors beginning to notice a precarious pile of cash overflowing into the back shed where the old man keeps his stack of Playboys? Special dividend time! Sweet, beautiful... release. (A moment of silence for what could have been a true New Frontier in financial journalism abruptly cut short by the Standards and Practices department here at the Stockmasters). So where does this leave us, the potential investor? Management has
been cashing in of late, and by giving up half of future free cash flow
to dividends have all but admitted that they are spent. Perhaps this
is good. We'd hate for there to be capital around next year for the
company to actively pursue the wireless "investments" alluded
to in its latest
10-K: What we are left with is a bet on how much the PPV and VOD market for adult content grows in the near term, as well as how nice the cable systems play ball with respect to sharing agreements. A recently announced (and expensive) agreement with upstart studio Digital Playground suggests that competing with Playboy is all about big names and variety, and I can't help but side with NOOF on this one. The Playboy name is irrelevant in the XX and XXX market, as well as frightfully mismanaged of late in the more cerebral space. I am willing to bet that the cash keeps piling up, and hope that it is employed to secure a better competitive moat in the Pay TV segment rather than throwing it down the drain online. There are enough execs around at NOOF that remember 2002 and the high-water mark of consumers actually paying for expensive subscriptions to view adult content online. My guess is that Bruce in Idaho keeps calling and that this stock continues delivering significant value to management. Fortunately, we can tag along with the gang from Boulder on this one for a few quarters before finally leaving the back seat of dad's Buick at $12 to see what the under appreciated, low self-esteem, goth chicks are doing this Friday night. They have better music anyway... Go to Start
of Article Article written by: Henley
Frey Disclaimer: The author is long at that the time this article
was posted, but did not own any shares of NOOF, TWX, DISH, or DTV. Booya!
Or as we like to say at the Stockmasters..1-2-shabbadoo! |