Richard Harrow - Boardwalk Empire

Stocks have been falling since last Friday, there's only one person who can help. 

If only we could hire Richard Harrow (from HBO's Boardwalk Empire) to execute the idiots responsible for plunging our stocks since last week.  In the past four trading sessions the Down Jones has erased 225 points.  The S&P has fallen 2.23% since last Friday and its all thanks to negative EU headlines.  Volatility has made a triumphant return.