Weekend Fun: Batman's Gonna Get Shot in the Face

The boys from Bullcrank.com take on The Dark Knight himself. We all know him, but do we really KNOW him? Superman, Robin, Nightwing, Wonder Woman, and other classic superheroes take us on an inside look at the man they call "Batman".  This video may seem a little long but its worth watching the entire thing, and when Flash shows up at the 9 Minute mark you won't be disappointed.

(FilmSchoolRejects.com)The basic idea is that all the other superheroes don’t particularly like Batman. Superman harps on him because he is too slow getting dressed. Wonder-Woman doesn’t like having to fly Batman around places all the time. The Flash doesn’t like Batman’s constant one liners.

Basically, the Justice League thinks that Batman’s human body is just a huge inconvenience. Like the Flash (played by the amazing Aaron Longstreth) says in the video, “When we, as a group, have got to go out of our way to find criminals that don’t carry no f*cking guns, so the motherf*cker doesn’t get shot, at that point it becomes a problem. Batman, if your’e watching, someone is gonna shoot you in the g*d-damn face.”

Make sure to watch through the credits. It shows Superman and The Hulk picking teams for softball.

Directed by Jacob Drake and Larry Longstreth. Writing credits Clint George and Larry Longstreth   

Batman's Gonna Get Shot in the Face (2006)