Take-Two Interactive (NASDAQ:TTWO) needs a shot in the arm, and BioShock 2 may be the plasmid the stock needs to finally break back above the $10 range.
The reviews are out for BioShock's second installment, and for the most part, they are impressive like a massive Big Daddy prototype going wild with a hulking rivet gun.

According to WebMD today, a new study finds that drinking as little as two soft drinks a week appears to nearly double the risk of getting pancreatic cancer. Will the study have any affect on PepsiCo, Inc. (NYSE:PEP) or Coca-Cola ( NASDAQ:COKE) shares?

Thinking you've found a bargain with Toyota Motor (NYSE:TM)? Problems galore are in high gear for Toyota and now the Prius drama is official to the tune of 300,000 recalls, what to do? 
Let's not forget Scream Toyota: Here come the Shorts (TM) as short interest has picked up and the February $70 Put has over 11,700 open contracts -- can you really feel good about going long TM right now?

Citigroup Inc. (NYSE:C) is said to be in talks to offload up to $3 billion in car loans as it tries to remove billions of dollars of troubled assets from its balance sheet. To entice buyers, Citigroup is also offering some deal financing, next thing you know they'll be selling the Family Truckster versus the Super Sports Wagon.

Jon Stewart's appearance on the O'Reilly Factor is worth watching.  Its 42 minutes long and all praises go to therightscoop that posted its entirety on youtube.com so you don't have to mess around with FoxNews.com's crappy video player.

Market Break, The Charlie Brown and the gang breaking it down to the beat of OutKast's Hey Ya. An old video but still funny.

The market has gone from over 10,300 this week to 9,848 for a super TGIF.  Just when you think its over, the hits keep coming and Lucy pulls that football from you just before Super Bowl and "WHAM!" your portfolio takes it in the shorts Chuck. 
Fear is what's driving the selling this week, FEAR.
What a week, from Toyota's Blowup (NYSE:TM) to Europe's debt to ManCrunch.com, we're ready for Miller Time.

Even though a surprise fall was announced today and the unemployment rate fell unexpectedly in January to 9.7, Americans are still saying they took our jobs! the Labor Department revised its previous estimates for the number of jobs that have been lost over the past 25 months. What they found wasn't pretty.

Here is the news:

The government's monthly job report on Friday showed that the disastrous labor situation plaguing the nation's economy is moderating. But the report also underlines an unsettling reality: 8.4 million jobs have been vaporized since the recession began, and digging out won't be easy.

The unemployment rate fell unexpectedly in

As the market tanks 200 points today, maybe you should start thinking about trading in some shares for a fat steak: 

New York City steakhouse Smith & Wollensky announced in a full-page ad in the New York Times business section today that starting immediately it would accept NYSE and NASDAQ stock certificates in payment for its USDA Prime steaks at both lunch and dinner.

In a tongue-and-cheek message, the ad noted that with large banks paying out bonuses in stock

Market got you down?  Could be worse, you could have shot yourself in the foot while giving a an educational/motivational speech about how bad guns can be.
This clip always makes me laugh, best part is this DEA Agent (Lee Paige) tried to sue the U.S. after the video because it ruined his career, that and he tried to keep the presentation going after he shot himself -- brilliant.